Weak Sentences III

Overcoming Euphemisms
Extracts from R.W. Harris

In an effort to appear polite and detrimental, malescribes typically will state ideas in a roundabout way. They worry that their readers might be displeased with direct prose that could be interpreted as crude, clumsy. tactless, or offensive. So malescribes often use euphemisms.

Beggers become panhandlers, lies become categorical inaccuracies, and prisons become correctional facilities. In general, such polite rewording isn't a problem. It often softens some of life's harsh realities but still conveys the intended meanings. However, malescribes often will carry euphemistic expressions to extremes.

Example 1: Poetic -- Green-eyed monster for envy
Example 2: Pretentious -- Au naturel for naked
Example 3: Self-consciously modest -- Private parts for genitals
Example 4: Grandiose -- Sanitation engineer for trash collector

Malescribes also carry on the questionable tradition of "political correctness," an obsession with mollifying overly sensitve readers. They readily use phrases such as weight enhanced, ethically impaired, and musically challenged.

Solution: Use euphemisms when they seem appropriate; but in general, try to express your thoughts directly.